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MPs Expenses – The Only Fair Solution

Monday, November 30th, 2009
Thatcher.. seemed like a good idea at the time!

Thatcher.. seemed like a good idea at the time!

You can hardly have failed to have heard, seen or read something about the recent MPs’ expenses scandal with the onslaught of media coverage on the subject. We all agree that generally, the system has been open to abuse for far too long, with MPs claiming for the most ridiculous things; from a box of matches to horse manure. It can only be a good thing that this incessant liberty-taking has finally been exposed, and obviously something needs to be done, but as usual the ensuing hysteria has obscured the main point of all this, and sensible solutions are as far away as ever.

The blame for MPs taking the p**s in the first place rests squarely on the shoulders of one Margaret Thatcher and her cronies; back in the 80’s and early 90’s she kept MP’s wages down so that the perception was that MPs were tightening their belts along with the rest of us, but she let it be known to Parliament that members could top up their salaries with expenses claims and a laissez-faire policy was unofficially adopted with regard to this. The inevitable result was the situation we have today… politicians are unfortunately only human, and most people will push it a bit if told that the scrutinization process won’t be too strict, so there’s nothing surprising in that.

The current salary for an MP is £64766, which is hardly excessive for someone entrusted with helping to run the country. It is well below the amount received by a busy GP or management level banker, but the biggest problem with the current system is that many MPs have additional private income from trust funds or private business arrangements which in many cases will far exceed their salary as a member of parliament.

Surely the fairest system would be to means test MPs so that the ones that give their full attention to the job in hand are rewarded for their focus, altruism and dedication, whereas the ones that have ‘divided loyalties’ and potentially ulterior motives for their decisions based on their own business interests, are not. it doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone to question the fact that some MPs main motivation for having a second home in London may be that they have other work in the capital, and therefore there is no way that the taxpayer should be meeting the cost of this accomodation.

It’s about time someone showed some common sense here; let’s set up an agency to go round assessing whether MPs spend enough time on the job, and means testing them to see if they merit being given expenses… its the only fair solution!

Katie Price Wimps Out

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

katie priceSo Katie Price, aka Jordan finally walked out of the I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here camp following her nomination for the 7th Bush Tucker Trial in a row. I can’t say I’m really surprised, but as with everything concerning Ms Price, I can’t help being intrigued. She’s such a strange phenomenon; is she truly a great hard-nosed business woman, self publicist and post-feminist icon like some people say, or is she just unbelievably thick, thick-skinned, insecure and attention seeking? It’s impossible to tell as the result would be the same in either scenario, given the British media’s appetite for casualties.

Katie went on to this season’s show saying she wanted closure, which I can kind of understand; last time she was in the jungle she was distracted from the actual experience by her budding romance with Peter Andre, so maybe she wanted to go back and ‘own it’ for herself this time. But surely she expected the witch trial that inevitably ensued? And as Kim remarked to her the other day, it’s all attention of one kind or another, which she loves, so why the petulant exit? My instinct is that Katie was on her very best behaviour, and thought that she would be able to charm the public with her display of humility, friendliness and good temper. Perhaps a few classes in method acting preceeded her arrival, or maybe she’d been hypnotised to keep her gob shut! When these tactics failed, she got upset and couldn’t handle it. Reading her biography, (as I’m ashamed to admit I have done) she is so unbelievably needy that I doubt she can easily cope with the amount of rejection she has received.

At least her departure ensures we won’t witness the first ever live on TV nervous breakdown, something I feared might occur if the nightly torture continued.

It did amuse me that she said ‘hello’ to her kids after each trial… I doubt very much whether the estranged Mr. Andre would be encouraging toddlers to watch their mum in such gruesome scenarios! To finish with a quote from Hamlet, I fear this time, Katie has been well and truly hoist by her own petard!

Iggy in Insurance Ad Shocker

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
is punk dead?

is punk dead?

“I’m not selling insurance, I’m selling time!”

Are you Iggy? Really? Is that glitter?!

So there I am, tea to the left, biscuits to the right, guitar in hand waiting for that riff to come. Fifteen minutes later and….. absolutely nothing. Maybe some telly will help? Bit of stimulus, I tell myself, knowing full well that Holly Willoughby will be on in a few minutes. Woo!

I decide to have a bit of a flick through the channels while Jeremy Vile is finishing; antiques, politics, Iggy Pop selling insurance, more antiques……

Hold on. I flick back. I’m confused. I look from the screen to the guitar sitting silently next to me, back to the screen, turn the telly off. Eat a biscuit for the shock, my whole life style flashing before my eyes, rolling the question around in my mind for a while.

What the hell is going on here?!

I can’t really begrudge Iggy a spot of shameless whoring. God knows he has paid his dues, been shat on, ripped off and strung out enough times. The Sex Pistols taught us the art of taking the establishment for all its worth with two fingers proudly up, it’s nothing new really. I think it was just that much glitter first thing in the morning upset me the most. And anyway, you could say that Punk has been well and truly alive and kicking every Saturday night at 8 pm;

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS…..HERE’S JEDWARD!

Its still Punk, but not as we know it captain.

November 21st is No Music Day

Monday, November 16th, 2009

no music day

21st November has been declared No Music Day. The concept was first suggested by maverick music business genius/lunatic Bill Drummond, whose eclectic CV includes managing 80’s legends Echo And The Bunnymen, forming the KLF and writing the book ‘How To Have a Number One Hit’ which explained the process of taking your favourite drum beat and sticking your favourite TV theme tune or melody over the top, which he then proved to be true by releasing his ‘Doctoring the Tardis’ song as the Timelords. The KLF once notoriously played the BPI awards, but instead of performing their song in the regular manner they invited metal band Extreme Noise Terror to do a different version which culminated in Bill ‘gunning down’ the assembled speechless music industry with a fake machine gun. Allegedly, Bill had intended to spray the audience with pig’s blood but Extreme Noise Terror wouldn’t let him because they are vegetarians! And let’s not forget the legendary controversial burning of a million pounds of their own money by the KLF, the ashes of which they made into a brick to sell as a piece of art which was then valued at £60,000, apparently bought by Keith Allen… you couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried!

Anyway, Bill’s latest concept of No Music Day is an attempt to make people think about how they are taking music for granted; we are constantly bombarded with disposable pop and music is more easily accessible than at any point in the past. This should be a good thing but an unfortunate side-effect is that much of the mystique and feeling of belonging to something exclusive has disappeared from the acts of purchasing, discovering and hearing music. Attendance of live gigs is starting to fall because everyone can check stuff out on myspace instead of going to a gig on the off-chance. we have too much choice and most of it has been designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

You may think that No Music Day is a stupid idea and that Bill Drummond wants his head examined; but surely this is what music used to be all about? Conceptual Artists provoking thought and new ideas by challenging your world view, encouraging you to be (or at least feel) subversive and like you could change the world.

So let’s join in on No Music Day by not playing or listening to any music and spending that time thinking about what music means to us. Check out http://www.nomusicday.com for info.

HOW TO… Do It Yourself

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Artwork, duplication and printing, pressing and distribution deals, press agents and pluggers, download and filesharing websites, merchandising, make your own video.

If you’re anti-establishment or if you can’t find the right label to release your music, there is always the option to do it all yourself. This can work well if your music is part of a scene; some scenes are based on the DIY ethic and have a good support network (eg. art punk and hardcore). Sometimes the DIY approach can be a good way to start and lead to label interest later on. Basically you will have to do everything that a record company does so it will mean lots of hard work. The advantage is that you won’t get ripped off by a multi-national corporation!

If you’re going to DIY, a website is absolutely essential (see HOW TO GET STARTED) to promote and sell your music and maintain contact with fans.

I have already covered some aspects of DIY; things like setting up your own event with like-minded bands and printing stickers (see HOW TO PERFORM LIVE) can help to get a scene going and get your name around.

Assuming you have a good quality recording ready to go, the next thing you need is some artwork for your cd cover. You can easily do this yourself with software like photoshop or ask an artistic friend to help. If you have money to spend there are graphics companies who will do artwork for you; if they like your music they may do you a cheap deal. remember that complicated pull-out pages are going to cost you more to print so try to keep it simple.

When your recording and artwork are finished, you have 3 options. The first is to do the duplication and printing of the cd’s and covers yourself at home on a computer; this is by far the cheapest method but will look the least professional. The second option is to pay for duplication and printing; some small studios have facilities to do this for you or there are designated duplication companies. The cost is likely to be in the region of £500-£1000 for 1000 cd’s and covers.

The third option involves getting a pressing and distribution deal with a distribution company. Independent labels use distribution companies to get their records into the shops; they have a network of independent record shops who they regularly provide stock to. A pressing and distribution deal means that the distribution company will pay to duplicate your cd and print the artwork and then take a percentage of the sale price to recoup their costs. If you have already duplicated the cd yourself you can just get a distribution deal. However, the distribution company is more likely to work hard to get your cd in the shops if they have expenses to recoup. Check out the covers of your favourite indie bands to find distibution companies to approach or ask in your local indie record shop.

All record companies use press agents and pluggers to get their releases in the press and on the radio; majors tend to have in-house press and plugging departments whereas indie labels often use independent press and pluggers. A press agent can charge from around £2000 per month for their services but as with most aspects of the business, they are likely to do favours or at least reduce their fee if they like you; if a press agent thinks you’re likely to succeed they’ll help you at the start on the understanding that you’ll pay them properly in the future if your career takes off. The same can be said of pluggers. Both are pretty indispensible; reviews of your release and gigs and radio play will help to sell your music. There is no set way to find a press agent or plugger; try asking other up and coming bands to introduce you to theirs. You can try doing your own press; if you have a good telephone manner you may be able to get music magazines to review your single or album. If you can’t get a plugger, approach independent radio stations (like XFM in london) who regularly play new and unsigned bands. Radio stations now tend to playlist tracks up to 5 weeks in advance of their release, so start working on this as early as possible.

There are other ways to sell your music; you can sell physical cd’s or downloads direct from your website or contact download and filesharing sites. These often offer a deal whereby you pay a small fee to put your track on the site and then you receive money every time someone downloads your track. This has proved to be so popular that some record companies are now offering download only deals. Some sites will count towards chart placings so it’s now possible to get in the charts without having a cd in the shops at all. If you’re using peer to peer sites where downloads are free, it’s a good idea to make a couple of tracks available to generate interest in your music, then sell additional tracks or whole albums through your website.

Another good source of income for DIY bands is merchandising (see HOW TO PERFORM LIVE). As well as selling t shirts, badges, posters etc at gigs, sell them through your website. This is even more important if you’re putting your music on a free peer to peer website where you won’t make money from downloads, but you will be getting your name known and creating a demand for other products.

If you’re taking the DIY route, it’s helpful if you can make your own video. Again, this is now easily achievable on a small budget if you have a digital video camera and software like imovie. Alternatively, try to find students doing video courses who will be able to use college equipment and edit suites. An interesting location will help to make a cheap video look classy; if you can’t afford lighting equipment, shoot it outside in daylight for more professional-looking results. Try shooting several takes of the whole song so you can keep editing to a minimum. TV stations like MTV2 sometimes play videos by unknown bands provided your track is being released and you have some press; it helps if you can give the video in person to someone who works there and talk up your band. If you can’t, send it in with press cuttings, a biog and info on the band, and details of your release.

HOW TO… Get Signed

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Get a record or publishing deal, A&R men, cliches about A&R men, send a demo, invite an A&R man to a gig, put on a showcase, record companies; majors and independents, publishing companies, PRS.

Ah! The elusive deal! Yet again, there is no guaranteed way to get a record or publishing deal, although if you’re genuinely really good at what you do, you put the work in and persevere, there’s a good chance you’ll get some kind of deal eventually. When it comes to getting signed and becoming successful, timing is everything. Unfortunately being in the right place at the right time happens mostly by chance but you can at least maximise your chances by doing everything you can.

The first thing you have to do is to attract the attention of some A&R men; all publishing and record companies have A&R departments… the initials stand for artists and repertoire and an A&R man is someone who scouts for bands at gigs, finds bands he/she thinks would be good to sign and puts the case for signing to the label. Then they become your liason at the company; at the record company this means overseeing decisions on what songs to record, when to release them and how much money to allocate to promoting your release with press, plugging and touring. Your publishing A&R man can help to push your songs for tv and movie soundtracks and advertising. Unfortunately, at major record companies A&R staff tend not to keep their jobs for a long time so you can find yourself signed to a label where the A&R that signed you has left and there’s no-one to fight your corner.

There are lots of cliches about A&R men; some say you can spot them at gigs because they always carry a shoulder bag and coat (they don’t use the cloakroom so they can make a quick getaway if they hate you), they never applaud and always drink expensive bottled lager! Others say A&R men were all bullied at school and are exacting revenge by making everyone suck up to them! They notoriously won’t say they like you unless someone else does first; there’s even a joke about that… how many A&R men does it take to change a lightbulb?… I don’t know, what do you think? Whatever the truth is, you need them on your side to get a deal. Most A&R have seen hundreds of bands and are consequently fairly critical. They have a mental checklist when they see you play live; do you have strong songs? Can you sing/play/perform well? Are you contemporary/do you fit into a current scene or pigeonhole? Do you have X factor (sex appeal, star quality, massive charisma etc)? And above all… will your music sell? If the answer to at least 4 out of 5 of these questions is yes, then you’re in with a chance, especially if it’s the latter three!

When trying to impress A&R, there are three lines of attack; play them your demo, invite them to a gig or do a showcase. You can send a demo in the post or try and give it to someone personally if you meet them at a gig (try and get a contact number or email so you can chase them up) or preferably, get someone else to give it to them, eg a promoter… they’re more likely to take it seriously if someone else is pushing you. When A&R men listen to your demo they may only listen to the first 30 seconds before chucking it in the bin so try and make sure the first track on your demo does something exciting within this time to make them listen to the rest of it!

Assuming they like your demo, you can invite an A&R man to a gig. Bear in mind that if they see you play first on at a dodgy venue to three men and a dog you aren’t likely to impress. Getting a happening vibe going is crucial to how they will perceive you; they might try and tell you different, saying they just want to hear the live sound and don’t worry about how many people are there etc… DON’T LISTEN TO THIS! It will matter so make sure you pull all the stops out and make it a happening gig.

If you can’t guarantee that a gig will be exciting enough to convince them, another option is to put on a showcase. This involves hiring a decent rehearsal studio with a good pa and inviting A&R men to see you play a few songs in this more controlled environment. You can invite them to come one at a time by appointment or make the showcase into a small intimate gig by inviting a few friends. Keep in mind the fact that A&R don’t like to be the first to commit themselves, invite anyone else in the industry who already likes you, eg. promoters, journalists who have reviewed you favourably etc.

There are two types of record companies; majors and independents. Both have advantages and disadvantages that if you’re lucky enough to be in position to choose between them, need to be considered.

Majors have a huge international machine at their disposal including their own press, marketing and plugging departments so if they’re really into you they can get maximum exposure for your music. The downside is that this comes at a price! A major record company is likely to offer a 5-7 album deal; they will pay you an advance (usually ranging from £50,000 to £250,000 for an unknown band) for the first album. When your record begins to sell, your share of the royalties will be somewhere in the region of 15-18%, out of which you have to pay back the advance plus any other costs like tour support and recording costs. Only when the advance is fully recouped do you start to see any income. When your second album is ready, the major will have an ‘option’ to release it on the condition that they give you another advance, The size of which could be more or less than the first one depending on how much you recouped the first time around. Major record companies used to give a band time to develop over 2 or 3 albums but now they’re likely to drop you if the first album is unsuccessful.

It’s an unfortunate fact that major corporations need a ‘tax loss’ from time to time so bizarrely it’s sometimes in their interest for you to fail… hence the numerous stories of albums being made and insufficient copies being pressed or releases not being promoted with any marketing or tour support. The only precautions you can take against this situation are blind faith, a good manager and an experienced lawyer!

Independent labels are generally what they sound like; privately owned small companies usually started by an individual who takes a hands-on approach to finding and signing music they like. However, during the last 20 years, major corporations have bought some indie companies, financing them whilst allowing them a degree of independence so they can maintain their credible status. These companies are known as subsidiaries. An indie deal can be for anything from one single/ep to 5-7 albums. They are likely to offer no advance at all or a much smaller one than a major, eg between £10,000 and £100,000. They will still usually pay recording costs and allocate a budget for paying an independent press agent, radio plugger and some tour support. On the plus side, once your record begins to sell there is less of a debt to recoup and they will pay royalties at a higher rate, sometimes as much as 50%. On the negative side, an independent label will have to make licensing agreements with small labels in other countries in order to release your music abroad so you aren’t guaranteed international exposure when you first sign the deal. Also an indie can’t usually afford quite as much money for marketing and tour support as a major so it might take longer to raise your profile.

At some point you will also need a publishing deal. Publishing companies control the rights to the copyright of any material you write while you are signed to them and they will continue to control those rights for a term of up to around 25 years after you cease to be signed to them. (see HOW TO GET STARTED to see how to divide publishing splits between band members)

Publishers basically collect any royalties you are owed from pressing of records/cds (mechanical royalties), public performance, radio broadcast and cablecast (performance royalties), sale of printed music, use of music on film or tv (synchronisation royalties), use of music in theatre and ballet (grand right royalties), ringtones and downloads. Then they will take a percentage of these royalties and pass the rest on to you. The usual rate is in the region of 65-80% to the artist, 20-35% to the publisher… the term and the rate depend on the contract you negotiate with them. Some publishers act purely as administrators, passively collecting royalties. A good publisher can assist your career by to developing your band, helping you to get a record deal if you haven’t got one already and by seeking out licensing opportunities eg. getting your music on film or games soundtracks.

Like record companies, publishing companies can also give advances and sign you for several album’s worth of material. After the first advance, the next one will be subject to you having fulfilled the minimum comittment, which means getting your first album released on a major (or established indie) label. The advances are again recoupable so must be paid back from your earnings before you receive any royalties.

You can sign a publishing deal before or after a record deal; if you sign before the record deal you are likely to be offered a smaller advance (around £10,000 to £50,000) but you can use the advance to help develop your band eg. buy better equipment, pay for rehearsals or tour support for gigs. The fact that you are signed by the publishing company should help to raise your profile in the industry and gain you a better record deal. Your publisher may even help you to find the right record company. If you sign the publishing deal after your record deal, the advance is likely to be larger because the publisher has some guarantee that you will get your music released and generate them some income. If it’s a good record deal then the sky’s the limit as far as your publishing advance goes… anything from £100,000 to £1000,000 is possible!

Just when you thought you’d got your head round all this information, there’s one other thing you need to know about; collecting societies like the PRS (performing right society) work in conjunction with publishing companies to administer the distribution of royalties. As a songwriter it’s in your interest to join the PRS who are responsible for collecting royalties from public performance of your music ie. gigs, pubs, clubs, shops, restaurants, radio and tv. If you have a publishing deal, 50% of this income will come direct to you from the PRS and the other 50% will go to your publisher who will deduct their percentage and recoup any outstanding advance from your share.

HOW TO… Get Management

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Managers; get a manager, sign a management contract, manage yourself, get a music lawyer, get an accountant.

Managers are a strange breed of person; I guess you have to be a bit strange to want to look after a bunch of adults and get none of the glory for yourself! It’s often been said that managing a band is like being a parent… only worse! Still, getting a good manager is important if you’re serious about making a career out of your music. These days, many record companies are only interested in signing acts that already have management. A good manager will save them a lot of work by liasing between the band and the record company, lawyer, press, tour managers, accountants etc. There are different styles of management from highly visible, hands on managers who shape the artist’s career, often taking on completely unknown acts and grooming them for sucess, then planning every move like a military campaign for world domination. Others adopt more of an administrative role and leave all the creative decisions to the artist, acting more as liason and as an enabler of ideas.

Once again, there are no set rules on how to get a manager or on what qualifications/experience they should have. Anything can work from a friend of the band who develops alongside them to a big company. A manager can be successful with one act and fail completely with another. A good guideline with bigger management companies is; even if they have successful acts, how far down the pecking order will you be? Where are you on their list of priorities and will they have enough time to devote to your career? The best way to get a manager is by the elusive word of mouth technique… try asking a producer, lawyer or promoter to get a manager interested in you. If you can’t find an established manager, consider asking a friend who is into your music, enthusiastic and who has some basic business knowledge.

Most managers will want you to sign a management contract agreeing that they will receive 20% of your earnings. Some have been known to get as much as 40 or 50% depending on how indispensible they are. Make sure you don’t sign anything without legal advice, and if a manager is interested in you, they should be prepared to do something for you before you sign as a taster of what they’re capable of.

The chances are you won’t be able to find a manager straight away; until you do you’ll have to manage yourself; some acts have found that this works perfectly well and prefer not to get one even when they are offered management. The advantage is that you won’t have to give away 20% of your income but the disadvantage is that you’ll have to organise everything yourself. Your band will have to agree to you making decisions and if there’s a dispute, there’s no objective outsider to put the options to the band. Basically you’ll be adding to your stress levels and workload which may not be conducive to creativity!

Whether you have a manager or are managing yourself, you’ll need to get a music lawyer to represent your interests and negotiate contracts. Some self-managed bands have been able to do so because their lawyer is willing to be very hands-on. Some lawyers will even try to help you get a deal if they like your music by recommending you to record companies they have established a relationship with through other clients. Your lawyer will explain what the legal jargon in your contracts means and try to negotiate changes on your behalf. They can also help you draw up a band agreement between yourselves. Remember though that they charge from around £200 per hour upwards, so don’t waste consultation time or phone calls with your lawyer on trivialities or you’ll end up broke! Having said that, don’t try and cut corners by getting a normal solicitor to negotiate your contracts; music related contracts are a specialised field and you need a lawyer who is experienced in the music business. Negotiating a record or publishing deal can be a lengthy process and is likely to cost a minimum of £2000, but this is money well spent if it saves you from trying to get out of an unfair contract in the future.

As soon as you have any significant income from your music, you will also need to get an accountant with experience in the music business; whether you have management or not, you are responsible for your finances as far as the inland revenue is concerned. In fact, in a band situation, your are all individually liable for any debts or unpaid taxes. Unless you are a solo artist, you will need to set up a partnership and get a joint bank account; all things your accountant can andministrate and advise you on.

HOW TO… Record

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Home recording, software, choosing a studio/engineer, find a producer, production deals, choose which tracks, preparing for the studio, in the recording studio, mastering.

When you want to record your music it’s worth considering a few points. Firstly, whether you’re going to record a demo or something good enough to release, remember that you will get much better results if you’ve already performed the material live. Lots of people make the mistake of recording first and then discover that the arrangement can be improved upon after gigging it a few times, or that a song you thought was amazing isn’t working live. Acts often try to record songs before they’ve put the live band together and then find that the musicians they are using live are fine-honing their parts and could have done a better job in the studio.

The next thing you need to consider is whether to go into a proper recording studio or to do some home recording, or indeed, a combination of both. With current computer technology, its possible to get good results at home as long as you have professional standard microphones (shure sm57 and sm58 mics are a good place to start), decent amps and a good mixer (the price of an adequate mixer eg. a soundcraft spirit starts at around £200).

Software like logic, pro-tools and cubase have already become industry standards and are now used in most studios; if you’re going to invest in software to record at home it’s a good idea to get logic or pro-tools as you’ll be able to work on stuff at home that you recorded in a studio and vice versa. If you want to record live drums you probably need to find a recording studio with a ‘live’ room that has good acoustics so you can get some ambient drum sounds. Then if you’re on a tight budget, do the rest of your track laying and mixing at home. The advantage of going to a recording studio is that as well as a live room, they will have a greater selection of professional microphones and some ‘outboard’ gear such as vintage effects units which can help to get more interesting sounds.

When choosing a studio and engineer, word of mouth is the best way to find out whether they’d be the right ones for you. If you don’t know anyone who can recommend a place, most studios and engineers will be able to play you a showreel of material they’ve recorded to give you an idea of what they’re capable of. Cheaper recording studios will charge between £100 and £500 per day which usually includes the services of an engineer. You’ll need a minimum of 2 days to record and mix 2 or 3 songs to a good standard.

If you’re really broke or on a tight budget, look in your area for colleges that teach studio engineering; they will often have a fully equipped studio and students that need bands to practice recording with. You may not get releasable results but you should get a reasonable demo at least.

Another option is to try and find a producer to record your stuff. The difference between a producer and an engineer can be a bit of a grey area; some people call themselves producers when really they are just good engineers, and some engineers are able to make good suggestions for production. The main distinction should be that an engineer is a technician who will enable you to get the sounds you want whereas a producer will have an overall direction and style in mind and may make changes to arrangements and parts of a song. Producers are expensive but if you can find one that likes your stuff, they may be prepared to work for nothing provided they are re-imbursed should their recording make you any money in the future. If you are working with a producer they will probably have a preferred studio where they are familiar with the engineer and equipment. Producers can be instrumental in getting you a record deal; many have established relationships with record companies and can introduce you to an appropriate label.

Some producers, recording studios and management companies offer production deals where they will work with you for free provided that you sign some sort of contract with them, guaranteeing them a share of your future earnings and some rights to your recordings. They can help to promote your band and get your music to the right people BUT be careful and never sign anything without legal advice as this type of deal can sometimes have hidden penalties.

Assuming you’re ready to record, the next thing to do is to choose which tracks will best represent you on a demo, or which songs would be best to release. A general guideline is to attempt to record 2 or 3 songs in one session; 2 should be your catchiest songs which are typical of your style and that go down well live. The 3rd should provide a degree of contrast, eg. a ballad or slower song to show your diversity. Even if you want to record a whole album, it’s best to start with 2 or 3 songs; you’ll learn so much from the first session that you’ll be really on the case next time.

The more time you spend preparing for the studio, the less time, money and patience you’ll waste when you get there. Spend a couple of rehearsals trying different arrangements and working out parts for things like guitar overdubs and vocal harmonies. Take as many different instruments and amps with you to the session as possible so you have lots of flexibility when you’re getting sounds. Take spares of everything with you so you don’t have to waste half your recording time going to a music shop to get stuff during the session. Try and write down all your ideas for a track including how you want the overall sound to be and what parts you want to put on it. Take cd’s of other bands that have sounds you like to the studio for comparison. Write out the lyrics for each track; this will be useful if you need to ‘comp’ the vocal (edit several takes into one rather then do a whole live take). Invite the engineer or producer who is going to be working with you to a rehearsal so they’re familiar with your live sound before they record you.

When you’re actually in the recording studio, allocate your time in advance; for example, if you have 2 days for 3 songs, allow half a day for drums, half for bass and guitars, half for extras and vocals and half for mixing. Stick to this like glue, otherwise you can end up spending a whole day perfecting a guitar solo and run out of time! Most things can be fixed in the mix if you’re using logic or pro-tools and it’s amazing how insignificant a tiny mistake can seem when all the parts are completed. In other words, don’t sacrifice the whole for the sake of a minor detail. If your band is tight enough, try and record bass and drums at the same time so you get a bit of a vibe on the recording. Generally you’ll notice there’s a difference between the take with the vibe and the one that’s technically perfect but has no vibe.

Double-tracking the guitars (where you record the same part twice) can help to make a big sound; double tracking vocals will smooth out the tone and help with tuning imperfections. If you’re a guitar band, try not to load up your song with too many obvious parts that can’t be replicated live so people aren’t disappointed when they see you after hearing the recording. Finally, try and avoid the tendancy to demand ‘more me’ in the mix; listen to the overall sound rather than just your own part or you’ll end up confusing the engineer, fighting with your band and coming away with a bad mix!

If you’re intending to release your recording yourself, you’ll first need to get it mastered. Mastering is basically applying equalisation and compression to the finished stereo mix, to make the overall level equivalent to other released cd’s. It irons out any odd frequencies and make the whole thing sound louder and clearer. Entire studios and engineers are dedicated to the process of mastering and you can spend lots of time and money on it if you’re a perfectionist. However, there is now affordable mastering software available so you can get passable results at the recording studio or at home. If you’re doing the mastering yourself or at the end of a studio session rather than at a designated mastering studio, always use a favourite or appropriate cd as a comparison to check that your eq is well balanced.

HOW TO… Get Started

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Form a band, advertising, auditioning, poaching a musician, session musicians, band agreements, decide publishing splits, become a dj/mc/dance act, choose a name, write songs, rehearse, get a website, get some photos.

As with practically every aspect of the music business, there are actually no rules whatsoever; anything can happen in any way, shape or form and absolutely nothing can guarantee success or ensure failure. however, there are general guidelines and tried and tested methods which can maximise your chances and help you to avoid mistakes. The main thing to remember is don’t s**t on people on the way up coz you might need them on your way back down

The archetypical band consists of a bunch of mates who met at school or university and decided to form a band. This has its advantages in that there is likely to be a strong bond of trust between the members which will help to withstand any pressures later on; it’s almost more important that you like the people you work with than all having identical musical tastes as musical differences can be resolved or compromised on if you trust and like each other.

Not everyone is lucky enough to find themselves at school/uni with people able or willing to collaborate, but luckily there are other ways of finding people to work with. Try asking around at gigs, clubs and pubs, and tell all your mates to spread the word that you’re looking for people. Many successful bands have found members by advertising in the press (nme, kerrang, loot and the stage are the usual ones to try) or on rehearsal studio noticeboards. This can be disheartening but amusing at the same time; you may have to audition up to 50 people to find one with exactly the qualities you are looking for but at least you’ll meet a good cross-section of the musicians available in your area and this may prove useful later on… don’t forget it’s a small world and you never know who someone might be in a couple of years! The best approach with auditioning is to save time and expense by meeting up and playing each other some music (your own or your favourite bands). Try and find out if there’s enough common ground or chemistry to make it worth trying out in a rehearsal room.

Another option is to try and poach a musician from another band; if you’re at a gig and you see a musician playing who you think would be perfect, ask them if they’d be interested but be subtle! Some musicians and bands have a policy of being faithful to one project at a time; others are more flexible and prefer to play with as many people as possible. The latter type may well be session musicians and may require payment (rates can vary from around £50 a gig to hundreds) but some session musicians will play in your band if they like it on the understanding that you’ll pay them if you start to make money in the future.

When you’ve got your band together it’s a good idea to have a discussion about responsibilities, rights and finances very early on. It may seem premature but it’s best to get everything straight from the start so you can avoid arguments down the line. if the band takes off its a good idea to have a band agreement drawn up by a lawyer but initially you should have a verbal agreement covering things like; who owns the band name in the event of a split? Who is going to pay for rehearsals, equipment etc? How will you split the publishing money if and when you get a publishing deal? Who makes the decisions? Is it a democracy or does someone have the final say? Which musicians are full band members who will sign any future record deal and which are session musicians who will be on a wage rather than a split of advances and royalties?

Arguments about publishing splits have torn numerous bands apart; drummers and bass players often feel hard done by because the traditional way of dividing publishing money is 50% for the melody and 50% for the lyrics. This seems extremely unfair in a modern band set-up where everyone in the band contributes to the finished song and can result in members losing interest and the incentive to give their best. A good general guideline that many bands follow is to give every essential permanent non-writing band member a basic percentage (10-15% is usual) which will cover any small suggestions or arrangement ideas and then divide half the remainder amongst whoever wrote the music and half for the vocal parts.

If you’re trying to become an mc, dj or dance act, a huge record collection is essential consisting of both contemporary material so you’re up to date with the most recent styles, beats and production tricks, and obscure rare stuff to use as a source of inspiration. Once you’ve got your rhymes down or your mixing skills up to scratch the most important thing is to make contact with your local dance/club scene. Check out independant record shops where local dj’s source their material, look out for new clubs and open mike nights. Mc’s need to find dj/producers to work with to help with original backing tracks. Dj’s and dance acts can often work alone but will sometimes need mc’s, musicians and or dancers to collaborate with or to do live p.a.’s. These can all be found in similar ways to band members.. to find dancers, try putting ads up in dance studios.

When you’ve got your project together, obviously you need to choose a name. Sometimes this can happen spontaneously and naturally with everyone agreeing instantly that it’s the right name. If you’re having trouble you’re probably thinking too hard… unless it’s truly dreadful, most names become less important once people start to hear your music. Often the first decent idea is the best. It can be helpful to stylise the name into a logo or use a particular typeface to help give you an identity. If you want to check your name isn’t being used by someone else, you can go to www.bandreg.com to see if it’s been registered, or do an internet search to see if any band websites come up.

There are no set rules on how to write songs, a multitude of different approaches can get good results. Some bands find it easiest to write together in a rehearsal room by jamming out riffs and chord sequences; others prefer to work out the majority of a song before rehearsing with the band. It’s practically impossible to make every part of a song completely original as we all have to work with the same 12 note scale. The originality comes more from the arrangement, style, attitude, delivery and lyrical content.

Some writers, especially dance acts, often sample whole parts from other recordings and place them in a new context; others are more subliminally influenced by what they hear or copy the flavour or arrangement of someone else’s song. If you do sample another artist’s work, bear in mind that you will have to get ‘clearance’ for the sample before you can release your song; this can be expensive and cost thousands so make sure it’s worth it! Sometimes you may unintentionally rip off another song; many acts have been sued for royalties by artists claiming they have been plaguerised. The general rule is if a sequence of 8 notes or more is identical to someone else’s, it’s a rip off. Anything less can be said to be co-incidental. If you’ve never tried to write a song before, a good place to start is to examine one of your favourite songs by another artist. Notice how many different parts there are, how many bars to each section and the structure of the song eg. intro, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, middle 8, chorus. Then use this structure with your own riffs and chord sequences.

When you’re ready to rehearse, you need to find a suitable rehearsal studio. These can range in price from £5 per hour to £100 per day ‘lock out’ for a top of the range studio. Most of the cheaper studios expect you to book 4 hours at a time and the price includes the vocal p.a. and mics but no drum kit or amps. Some smaller studios do ‘all in’ deals where backline of a kit, 1 bass amp and 1 guitar amp is included. Make sure you know in advance what to take so you don’t end up having to hire backline on the day. Some rehearsal studios have storage cages to let (minimum £15 per week) so you can keep all your gear on the premises and save hassle.

If your band is very commited and you all have the time to rehearse lots, it’s worth looking around for a small studio or industrial unit where you can have your own room permanently and perhaps share it with one other band eg. one of you has weekdays, the other has evenings and weekends. This can be quite expensive but can be worth it if you’d be spending lots at a rehearsal room. Look in nme, loot, yellow pages and music shops to find rehearsal studios in your area. Lots of bands treat rehearsals as a social occaision involving beer etc; while it can be productive to rehearse in a relaxed atmosphere and have a laugh, try and spend the majority of the time actually playing.. you can always go for a drink together afterwards to discuss your social lives!! You can accelerate your progress by recording rehearsals on a mini-disk, lap-top or 4-track and giving copies to the band or getting together to listen to and discuss the results. Generally speaking, it’s a good idea to try and cultivate a good social relationship with your band; if you get somewhere you’re going to be spending a lot of time together so it helps to be friends!

It’s practically essential these days to get a website up and running as soon as possible. If you can’t do it yourself, try and find a friend who can do it free or cheaply; you can always improve and add to your site in the future if you start to get some income from your music. Make sure you have a mailing list section so you can notify fans and friends of forthcoming gigs, include lots of information about your band and photos if possible. Links to other sites relevant to your band are useful, eg. to on line reviews and gig promoter’s websites. A forum where fans can discuss your music is a good idea, as is some way of users being able to hear a small piece of your music or download a song. You can also sell t shirts, cd’s, badges etc through your website; if you want to do this you’ll need to figure out a payment method via credit/debit card or get a po box… don’t put your own address and phone number on the site!

At some point you’ll need to get some photos of you or your band to put on your website and/or to send with your cd if you’re trying to get industry interest. While it’s not essential to pay loads for a top photographer, they do need to be of reasonably good quality or else they’ll diminish rather than enhance your chances. You can get good results with a digital camera; try getting a friend to take some shots of you live on stage or in a cool outdoor location. If you don’t have a friend with a good eye, try contacting students on art or photography courses who will do photos free or cheaply if they need material for their portfolio.

When it comes to your image, the golden rule is; never wear anything on stage or for a photo shoot that you wouldn’t wear walking down the street or when you go out to a club. In other words, natural is best unless of course it’s part of your whole concept like slipknot! Finally, whether you’re a musician, dj, mc or dance act, one of the most essential things is… don’t be lazy! it’s a very tough competetive business and if you’re determined to make it you need to practice your craft as much as you can and if possible make sure you have good reliable equipment and instruments.