Archive for November, 2009

MPs Expenses – The Only Fair Solution

Monday, November 30th, 2009
Thatcher.. seemed like a good idea at the time!

Thatcher.. seemed like a good idea at the time!

You can hardly have failed to have heard, seen or read something about the recent MPs’ expenses scandal with the onslaught of media coverage on the subject. We all agree that generally, the system has been open to abuse for far too long, with MPs claiming for the most ridiculous things; from a box of matches to horse manure. It can only be a good thing that this incessant liberty-taking has finally been exposed, and obviously something needs to be done, but as usual the ensuing hysteria has obscured the main point of all this, and sensible solutions are as far away as ever.

The blame for MPs taking the p**s in the first place rests squarely on the shoulders of one Margaret Thatcher and her cronies; back in the 80’s and early 90’s she kept MP’s wages down so that the perception was that MPs were tightening their belts along with the rest of us, but she let it be known to Parliament that members could top up their salaries with expenses claims and a laissez-faire policy was unofficially adopted with regard to this. The inevitable result was the situation we have today… politicians are unfortunately only human, and most people will push it a bit if told that the scrutinization process won’t be too strict, so there’s nothing surprising in that.

The current salary for an MP is £64766, which is hardly excessive for someone entrusted with helping to run the country. It is well below the amount received by a busy GP or management level banker, but the biggest problem with the current system is that many MPs have additional private income from trust funds or private business arrangements which in many cases will far exceed their salary as a member of parliament.

Surely the fairest system would be to means test MPs so that the ones that give their full attention to the job in hand are rewarded for their focus, altruism and dedication, whereas the ones that have ‘divided loyalties’ and potentially ulterior motives for their decisions based on their own business interests, are not. it doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone to question the fact that some MPs main motivation for having a second home in London may be that they have other work in the capital, and therefore there is no way that the taxpayer should be meeting the cost of this accomodation.

It’s about time someone showed some common sense here; let’s set up an agency to go round assessing whether MPs spend enough time on the job, and means testing them to see if they merit being given expenses… its the only fair solution!

Katie Price Wimps Out

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

katie priceSo Katie Price, aka Jordan finally walked out of the I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here camp following her nomination for the 7th Bush Tucker Trial in a row. I can’t say I’m really surprised, but as with everything concerning Ms Price, I can’t help being intrigued. She’s such a strange phenomenon; is she truly a great hard-nosed business woman, self publicist and post-feminist icon like some people say, or is she just unbelievably thick, thick-skinned, insecure and attention seeking? It’s impossible to tell as the result would be the same in either scenario, given the British media’s appetite for casualties.

Katie went on to this season’s show saying she wanted closure, which I can kind of understand; last time she was in the jungle she was distracted from the actual experience by her budding romance with Peter Andre, so maybe she wanted to go back and ‘own it’ for herself this time. But surely she expected the witch trial that inevitably ensued? And as Kim remarked to her the other day, it’s all attention of one kind or another, which she loves, so why the petulant exit? My instinct is that Katie was on her very best behaviour, and thought that she would be able to charm the public with her display of humility, friendliness and good temper. Perhaps a few classes in method acting preceeded her arrival, or maybe she’d been hypnotised to keep her gob shut! When these tactics failed, she got upset and couldn’t handle it. Reading her biography, (as I’m ashamed to admit I have done) she is so unbelievably needy that I doubt she can easily cope with the amount of rejection she has received.

At least her departure ensures we won’t witness the first ever live on TV nervous breakdown, something I feared might occur if the nightly torture continued.

It did amuse me that she said ‘hello’ to her kids after each trial… I doubt very much whether the estranged Mr. Andre would be encouraging toddlers to watch their mum in such gruesome scenarios! To finish with a quote from Hamlet, I fear this time, Katie has been well and truly hoist by her own petard!

Iggy in Insurance Ad Shocker

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
is punk dead?

is punk dead?

“I’m not selling insurance, I’m selling time!”

Are you Iggy? Really? Is that glitter?!

So there I am, tea to the left, biscuits to the right, guitar in hand waiting for that riff to come. Fifteen minutes later and….. absolutely nothing. Maybe some telly will help? Bit of stimulus, I tell myself, knowing full well that Holly Willoughby will be on in a few minutes. Woo!

I decide to have a bit of a flick through the channels while Jeremy Vile is finishing; antiques, politics, Iggy Pop selling insurance, more antiques……

Hold on. I flick back. I’m confused. I look from the screen to the guitar sitting silently next to me, back to the screen, turn the telly off. Eat a biscuit for the shock, my whole life style flashing before my eyes, rolling the question around in my mind for a while.

What the hell is going on here?!

I can’t really begrudge Iggy a spot of shameless whoring. God knows he has paid his dues, been shat on, ripped off and strung out enough times. The Sex Pistols taught us the art of taking the establishment for all its worth with two fingers proudly up, it’s nothing new really. I think it was just that much glitter first thing in the morning upset me the most. And anyway, you could say that Punk has been well and truly alive and kicking every Saturday night at 8 pm;

NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS…..HERE’S JEDWARD!

Its still Punk, but not as we know it captain.

Violet Violet Review

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
violet violet... we rock like girls should!

violet violet... we rock like girls should!

I happened to catch a great up and coming band the other day… Violet Violet. Consisting of 2 members who share a name, Violet Fliss on guitar and vocals, and Cheri Violet on drums and vocals, these girls are GOOD, not just good ‘for girls’. Often in recent years I have despaired, thinking it’s as though grunge never happened when it comes to girl musicians. During the grunge era, girls finally seemed to step up en masse to the level of male musicians, and gender no longer seemed to be an issue in rock and roll. But only a few years later we seemed to have returned to an earlier and culturally more impoverished era where girls would usually only be singers, judged on their looks and fitness rather than their ability. Even the few exceptions like Meg White, Charlotte Hatherley from Ash and Sharin Foo from the Ravonettes were presented primarily as colourful back-up, there to enhance the visual side of things as well as the sound. So what a relief to stumble across Violet Violet! Fliss’s guitar playing is superb; she manages to be solid, riffy and leady all at the same time, and with the judicious use of some neat gadgets, splits the signal to a bass amp as well as a guitar amp so there’s no lack of bottom end to the tunes. Cheri Violet is obviously an accomplished drummer and pounds out complex tribal beats whilst simultaneously delivering an effortless vocal, one of the hardest tricks to pull off. Incidentally, they are both gorgeous, but that’s not the point!

not a secret for much longer!

not a secret for much longer!

Originally hailing from Norwich, the girls have recently been championed by cool London promoters Artrocker, and the legendary Eddie Argos from Art Brut invited them to play as his backing band during a live show. Violet Violet currently have a new album out called ‘The City Is Full Of Beasts’, which given their charisma, could be a reference to the predatory males they are encountering along the way, but could equally refer to drummer Cheri’s interest in taxidermy, and the large amount of animal based subject matter in their songs… vultures, cats etc.

I reckon these girls could go all the way, given a hooky enough tune and the right promotion. Anyway, don’t take my word for it, check them out for yourself at http://www.myspace.com/violetviolet1

Plugin Review for the Bedroom Producer

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Producing your own tunes in your bedroom on a computer has never been so popular, so with that in mind, SoundFreak is bringing you a review of some current plugins to enable you get better results from your set-up.

Most computer music programmes come with a host of powerful synths, effects units and sequencers that enable the bedroom producer to produce professional sounding music using that package alone. But there are lots of additional instruments and effects out there that you can use to build your virtual studio, providing new sources of sound and inspiration. Vintage synthesizers, virtual analogue compressors, glitchy effects units and classic instrument emulators are amongst the many kinds of plugins that you can add to your library. Before purchasing any additional plugins that take your fancy, I would strongly recommend trying their demo versions first. Here are just a few of my current favourites, all of which are available for both Mac and Windows.

Sampletron

“Tron” instruments first appeared on the commercial market in the 1950’s, and peaked with the Melotron 400 in the 1970’s. You will have heard their use on many famous recordings, the most famous example being the opening few bars on the Beatles Strawberry Fields. This is the classic tron flute, which is still being used by many artists today, over a wide range of genres. Tron instruments are rare and in extremely high demand, so will be in the price range of only the most die hard enthusiasts. But now IK Multimedia and Sonic Reality have created the Sampletron, which combines authentic sounds such as Mellotrons, Chamberlins, and Optigans with its powerful SampleTank engine which will allow you to sonically take these instruments into worlds they have not seen.

The Sampletron comes with over 600 presets from 17 rare and vintage Mellotrons providing a superb edition to any music producers library. You can then time stretch, resample, pitch shift and add effects (chorus, flange, phase, distortion), giving you further options on its sound design that simply weren’t possible with the original instruments.

With over 7Gb of samples that go with it, including drum and musical loops, it is possible to create a full tune using this plugin alone. It is a multimbral instrument, meaning that you assign a different MIDI channel on your DAW to each of the 16 channels of the Sampletron. You can then split your keyboard with the different sounds or layer them on top of each other using their intuitive interface.

The authentic sounds it is capable of producing are extremely impressive. You can hear the tape hissing, and even the odd bummed note on some of the instruments, but this is what gives the tron instruments their character. From film scoring, to hip hop and electronica, this plugin is a must for those looking to add some vintage sounds to their productions. The Sampletron can be purchased online for around £164.

Minimonsta

This virtual vintage keyboard is an emulation of the Minimoog (an analogue synthesizer produced between 1971 and 1982), but with a few additional features that make it a much more powerful synth. If you are looking for that classic analogue synth sound, I can’t recommend this plugin enough. Artists such as Herbie Hancock, Air and Bootsy Collins all used the original Minimoog in their music. This plugin does a great job of emulating the warm sound of that classic synth, and the numerous presets that it includes show off the sounds that this is capable of. Here you can select the original Minimoog patches, as well as some great bass, lead and poly sounds. There is even a selection of Rick Wakeman patches for you to choose from, if that’s what you’re after.

It has all the usual features and more that you would find on the Minimoog – 3 oscillators, a filter and mixer section, LFOs, 10 waveforms to choose from, as well as envelopes and a delay function. They are laid out in the same way as the original, making it easy and intuitive to use once you have a basic understanding of analogue synthesis. But G Force have taken this Minimoog emulator even further, giving the user the option to create sounds that were not possible with the original. You can assign a separate LFO and envelope to almost any of its parameters with just a few clicks of a mouse, allowing you to take your sound design a step further. All the settings can be assigned to a MIDI controller giving you complete control over its sound. The Minimoog became a hugely popular synth not only because of the great sounds that it can produce, but also because of its simple layout, which was easy to understand, and it shaped the way future synths have been designed. The Minimonsta has retained this simple and intuitive layout, but thrown in some extra features, making it a beast of a synth, and one that is practically limitless when it comes to virtual analogue sound design. No wonder their creators describe it as a Minimoog emulator on steroids. The Minimonsta by G Force can be purchased for around £100 incl VAT online.

Automaton

Audiodamage have produced a number of effects plugins, which are great for the dance or experimental music producer who is looking to add that glitchy effect to their music. Their Automaton is my particular favourite. This is a tough effects plugin to describe, as it is based on a mathematical construction called cellular automaton, but the result is an effects processor that harnesses a mixture of chaos and predictability into your music. The principle behind this plugin involves a grid of cells that are in one of two states – dead or alive – and which change in population depending on the rules that you apply. These cells evolve in synch to your host DAW, and trigger effects such as stuttering, bitcrushing, modulation and replicating. The result produces effects patterns that form and dissolve, turn to chaos and back to order, and are constantly evolving.

For stuttering, glitchy beats, I have found this a particularly useful effects unit. By simply inserting this plugin to your drum track, and going through some of the presets, you will see what great constantly evolving effects you can get. Although you may enjoy its unpredictability, it is possible to have more control over when the effects are triggered, using its sequencer. What I love about this is its uniqueness, and the way it can be used subtly in triggering an extra hihat for example, or you can take it to the extreme and generate random IDM madness. You can pick up the Automaton for $49 dollars from the Audiodamage website.

PSP Vintage Warmer 2

This is a high quality digital simulation of an analogue style single/multiband compressor/limiter. If you are looking to add warmth to your recordings with the saturation effect you would expect when recording to tape, I would strongly recommend this plugin. It is also great for finalising a mix and mastering your tracks, and is very easy to use. The presets include those for bass, lead guitar, drum kicks and snare, final mixes and also a mastering first aid setting. Just finding the right preset and tweaking it to your liking can add some real punch to your music. I have always been advised that after you have mixed your track, the mastering should then be done by a professional – a fresh set of ears, and someone who is trained to identify problem frequencies and correct them. But not all bedroom producers can afford to do this, and for me, using the mastering preset on this vintage compressor/limiter and making some fine adjustments can do a pretty convincing job.

The Vintage Warmer has all the usual controls you would expect on an analogue compressor – Attack, Release, Knee control, limiter ceiling and multiband frequency controllers – so if you know your way around a compressor, you will be able to achieve your desired sound easily. This is one of those magical plugins that seems to make it all sound better, even on its default setting and is an invaluable edition to your virtual studio. The PSP Vintage Warmer 2 can be bought online for around $149.

There are thousands of other VST and AU instruments available, offering numerous ways to add some spice and inspiration into your music. If you’re tired of using the same instruments with your computer software then its well worth trying out some third party plugins.

November 21st is No Music Day

Monday, November 16th, 2009

no music day

21st November has been declared No Music Day. The concept was first suggested by maverick music business genius/lunatic Bill Drummond, whose eclectic CV includes managing 80’s legends Echo And The Bunnymen, forming the KLF and writing the book ‘How To Have a Number One Hit’ which explained the process of taking your favourite drum beat and sticking your favourite TV theme tune or melody over the top, which he then proved to be true by releasing his ‘Doctoring the Tardis’ song as the Timelords. The KLF once notoriously played the BPI awards, but instead of performing their song in the regular manner they invited metal band Extreme Noise Terror to do a different version which culminated in Bill ‘gunning down’ the assembled speechless music industry with a fake machine gun. Allegedly, Bill had intended to spray the audience with pig’s blood but Extreme Noise Terror wouldn’t let him because they are vegetarians! And let’s not forget the legendary controversial burning of a million pounds of their own money by the KLF, the ashes of which they made into a brick to sell as a piece of art which was then valued at £60,000, apparently bought by Keith Allen… you couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried!

Anyway, Bill’s latest concept of No Music Day is an attempt to make people think about how they are taking music for granted; we are constantly bombarded with disposable pop and music is more easily accessible than at any point in the past. This should be a good thing but an unfortunate side-effect is that much of the mystique and feeling of belonging to something exclusive has disappeared from the acts of purchasing, discovering and hearing music. Attendance of live gigs is starting to fall because everyone can check stuff out on myspace instead of going to a gig on the off-chance. we have too much choice and most of it has been designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

You may think that No Music Day is a stupid idea and that Bill Drummond wants his head examined; but surely this is what music used to be all about? Conceptual Artists provoking thought and new ideas by challenging your world view, encouraging you to be (or at least feel) subversive and like you could change the world.

So let’s join in on No Music Day by not playing or listening to any music and spending that time thinking about what music means to us. Check out http://www.nomusicday.com for info.